Jan Butlin undergoes an impromptu "physical".

The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Hospital is a medical facility in the small town of Lower Tidmarsh known for its unprofessional, unorthodox and possibly misogynistic activities. When Jackie Wright goes in for surgery, he gets slammed around by the driving of the ambulance drivers (Benny Hill and Verne Morgan), who also stop for drinks from the local bar keep (Ken Sedd).

On arrival, Jackie notices the doctors (Benny Hill, Michael Sharvell Martin and Ken Parry) chasing the nurses (Pamela Beckman, Barbara Lindley, Yvonne Paul and Anne Irving). He is greeted by a doctor and the head nurse (Connie Georges) both of whom subject him to various indignities for no apparent reason.

Inside, patients tend to work off their bills while other nurses foul up their duties, like putting a blood pressure device on the neck of a patient (Freddie Wiles). Female patients are required to disrobe openly to striptease music over even the most minor of consultations, something the head nurse obviously disapproves of.

When Jackie goes to surgery, the doctors argue over how to cut him open, marking up his chest with a tic-tac-toe game. During surgery, the doctors smoke and drink; one of them pass out on the anesthetic. As Jackie tries to depart a few days later, a doctor stops him to reveal he lost his watch inside him, but Jackie gives him his watch as a replacement than get cut open again. He and his daughter (Jan Butlin) then choose against riding the ambulance home, literally running off into the distance rather than spend another second with the lunatic medicos.

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